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(More customer reviews)I bought this shirt so that people would now immediately who I am, so that I could skip the introductions and get right down to business. As soon as it arrived I put it on and went down to the waterfront and posted up, the die was cast. Before the ladies had the chance to 'come walk the dawg', some dudes came up to me and submitted saying that they 'were bottom dawgs", I said that that was right and they invited me to their studio. I asked if there was going to be bitches there and they said that there were. So we rolled. On the way I picked up some Cranberry Vodka and Astroglide stating that I only ride bitches doggy, to which they responded by high 5ing each other. At the studio I asked where the bitches were and was POed when they informed me that I was that I was staring at them. That's when I realized the power of this shirt, that it could turn straight dudes gay. I could only imagine what it would do to the weaker sex. With drink in hand I decided to stay and meditate before I left for the orgies to come that night. On my 13 CranVodka there was a power outage, figuring that it was caused by bitches that had picked up my scent and followed me to the studio and were now using terrorist tactics to get their bone on, I waited in silence. They sneaked into the apartment so stealthily that I didn't even hear them and for the next 2 hours the top dawg buried some bones(big ones). I passed out and woke up to the residents clamoring about my performance last night. The praised my handling of those ninja like bitches last night and I split.
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