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(More customer reviews)It's finally football season. But fat, drunk and stupid is no way to gallavant around a gridiron, as the old saying goes. So for the rest of us beer-blooded Americans, that means it's FANTASY football season. I've been playing for years and never won a trophy, so I decided this is the year. MY year.
I finally found a league I figured I could win -- the local Junior Girl Scouts chapter had an opening -- and prepared my high-stepping coast to victory.
I'm not above a little intimidation. Sure, I had this league wrapped up the moment I joined -- these girls think 'Hannah' when you say 'Montana', not 'Joe' -- but one should never underestimate the competition. I wanted to show up at the league draft with a show of confidence -- and what oozes fantasy football swagger more than a shirt that reads: "I PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" Perfect.
When the package arrived, I noticed two teensy little details I'd overlooked. First, the shirt was meant for a toddler. Which meant that I could wear it as a nifty bandana, maybe, but attempting to model it as an actual T-shirt would be ill-advised for both myself and the garment. And anyone nearby with a weak stomach or fashion police affiliations.
Secondly, it seems that the shirt does not, in fact, ask the cocksure, swaggery question 'WHO'S YOUR DADDY?', but instead announces that I play fantasy football 'WITH MY DADDY'. Which is not the same thing at all -- and certainly not true. I haven't played fantasy football with my father since he suggested I draft Ryan Leaf in a 'keeper' league a few years back. Or spoken to him, for that matter. Blood may be thicker than water, but sucky QB advice trumps everything.
Other than that, I guess -- nice shirt.
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