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(More customer reviews)My Saturday nights usually consist of me out at the bar sneaking in cans of Bud Ice and stealing shots of Jameson off the bar from that blind guy Maury from Charleston, then going home to bash in my girlfriend's face with a tape recorder for making eye contact with any guy besides me. But most importantly, my Saturday nights include me wearing this shirt, because it's the best shirt ever created.
When me and Sully and Danny and Murph and Walshy and O'Brien go out and cruise Dorchester in Sully's 1993 Dodge Charger, listening to House of Pain, spitting on girls, smoking Marlboro Mediums and hurling racial slurs at Sikh's we think are Muslims, we will rock this same shirt together, because that's what wicked awesome guys do who have tribal band tattoos around their calves and wear Red Sox hats that have more sweat stains than the crotch of David Ortiz's underwear. And every so often someone will walk by the car and say, "nice shirts, guys. GO SOX!" And if we don't like the way they look, we usually grab our brass knuckles and empty bottles of Evan Williams and beat them into a coma, but if we do like the way they look, we hand them a can of Bud from the case we drive around with and then talk about how underrated Dustin Pedroia is and how all Yankees fans are queers. GO SOX!
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